6th June 2023
The pressure builds,
The urge to squeeze,
To force through the system,
Must be ignored.
I have learned over time to relax.
To breathe gently and deeply,
To allow the bubble,
To move gently down and out.
Then the release,
A sweet gentle pop, sometimes loud
And the pleasure of the exiting pressure.
Nothing quite like a fart.
14th July 2023 Set ablaze the last four logs. Roaring in the pit, On The windy side of the hill, The sky opened and stared to spit. Then it poured, heavily, We had to retreat, Into the warmth and dry,
13th July 2023 After asking the lady in the Kelly’s ice cream shop in the teeming tourist harbour of Charleston, The best place to get good fish and chips, The Skies opened and we hid in walled tunnel
12th July2023 Never spent a night in a luxury tent before. We had always made our own camp. Lugging all the detritus required for nights under the stars. In advance I planned to sexually attack my man