Updated: May 11
Sunday 28th April 2023
Mosquitoes, they don't hide themselves from you.
In your face, biting your flesh,
Feeding, feasting, furiously.
Upfront, clear and assertive.
The minja ninja midge is a sneaky
Little squirlish beast.
Soddening surreptitiously supping
In a backhand barstardish way.
Small enough to ninja in and out,
Passively aggressive. The worst kind.
Little fuckers can take their mingy selves and do one.!
14th July 2023 Set ablaze the last four logs. Roaring in the pit, On The windy side of the hill, The sky opened and stared to spit. Then it poured, heavily, We had to retreat, Into the warmth and dry,
13th July 2023 After asking the lady in the Kelly’s ice cream shop in the teeming tourist harbour of Charleston, The best place to get good fish and chips, The Skies opened and we hid in walled tunnel
12th July2023 Never spent a night in a luxury tent before. We had always made our own camp. Lugging all the detritus required for nights under the stars. In advance I planned to sexually attack my man